Howdy, my attempt at being helpful amigos, with my own brand of (don't take my) advise....any topic, any time, any "sit-chi-a-shun"!

Dear Calamity,

I recently purchased a stud horse for $500,000 and tried to breed him. He seems very disinterested in the mares. I'm beginning to think he might be gay? Is that possible? and whats my legal recourse?

Best,  Muffinless Stud Owner

Dear Muffin,

Oh my! Is that possible? Well, i thought this cowgirl had heard it all, but this takes the cake, or muffin, as the case may be!   Legal recourse? I, for one, am not fond of it and seldom use it.  But, I will tell you this, Muffin, its at times like these when i realize why i keep my shot gun loaded!

beso,

Calamity

ps...but don't take my advice!

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mucho besos!

When in Rome or Acton! 

Calamity Roman Riding